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Walk It Off

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Version Afunny · none · side-rays
Walk It Off example greeting card
You make chaos look effortless
Enjoy the drink. Ignore the apocalypse.
Version Bunhinged · none · prism
Walk It Off example greeting card
YOU HAVE OUTLIVED CONSEQUENCES
The explosion would like a rematch

This Is Fine

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
This Is Fine example greeting card
You're handling everything beautifully
Please ignore the visible flames
Version Bunhinged · none · evil-eye
This Is Fine example greeting card
YOUR CALM IS DEEPLY CONCERNING
The fire has started taking notes

Neighborhood Watch

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Version Afunny · shiny-text · side-rays
Neighborhood Watch example greeting card
Nothing gets past you
Except healthy boundaries
Version Bunhinged · none · prism
Neighborhood Watch example greeting card
YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEIGHBORS DID
The gnomes are prepared to testify

Grill Inferno

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Version Afunny · shiny-text · evil-eye
Grill Inferno example greeting card
Dinner is ready
So is the fire department
Version Bbirthday · none · side-rays
Grill Inferno example greeting card
Happy Birthday, Grill Master
May your cake be less flammable than this

Forced Fun Friday

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Version Afunny · none · none
Forced Fun Friday example greeting card
You deserve a day off
HR has approved six minutes
Version Bbirthday · gradient-text · lightfall
Forced Fun Friday example greeting card
Happy Birthday!
We found you. The cake is coming closer.

Santa Chair Collapse

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
Santa Chair Collapse example greeting card
Merry Christmas
Big kid
Version Bunhinged · shiny-text · prismatic-burst
Santa Chair Collapse example greeting card
CHRISTMAS COULD NOT CONTAIN YOU

Catpocalypse

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Version Afunny · none · none
Catpocalypse example greeting card
Hope your day is relaxing
Unlike whatever is happening with your cats
Version Bunhinged · sparkles-text · evil-eye
Catpocalypse example greeting card
You live in a catpocalypse
But we still love you

Crazy Cat Person

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
Crazy Cat Person example greeting card
You might be a crazy cat person
But you're still a good person
Version Bunhinged · gradient-text · lightfall
Crazy Cat Person example greeting card
Warning:
Crazy cat person detected

Guitar God Female

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Version Abirthday · sparkles-text · aurora
Guitar God Female example greeting card
Happy being born day
Version Bfunny · none · prism
Guitar God Female example greeting card
You are a rock star

Guitar God Male

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Version Aunhinged · shiny-text · evil-eye
Guitar God Male example greeting card
Version Bfunny · gradient-text · side-rays
Guitar God Male example greeting card
You are a rock star

Porcelain Throne

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Version Afunny · shiny-text · aurora
Porcelain Throne example greeting card
King of the porcelain throne
Your Highness
Version Bunhinged · none · prismatic-burst
Porcelain Throne example greeting card
Your Highness, Happy [holiday]
May your reign be long and well-ventilated

Museum Masterpiece

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Version Afunny · none · none
Museum Masterpiece example greeting card
You're a work of art
A weird one, but still priceless
Version Bunhinged · sparkles-text · prism
Museum Masterpiece example greeting card
One day they will put the likes of you in a museum
But not today

Dumpster Fine Dining

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
Dumpster Fine Dining example greeting card
You deserve the finer things
This was the best available dumpster
Version Bbirthday · gradient-text · side-rays
Dumpster Fine Dining example greeting card
Happy being born day

Basement Gamer

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Version Afunny · none · prismatic-burst
Basement Gamer example greeting card
Hope life treats you like a save point
Full health. Zero responsibilities.
Version Bunhinged · shiny-text · aurora
Basement Gamer example greeting card
YOUR FINAL FORM HAS LOADED
Daylight is no longer required

Adult Ball Pit

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Version Abirthday · none · lightfall
Adult Ball Pit example greeting card
Happy Birthday, Big Kid
Never grow up!
Version Bunhinged · sparkles-text · prism
Adult Ball Pit example greeting card
ADULTHOOD HAS BEEN CANCELLED
You live in the ball pit now

Thanksgiving

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
Thanksgiving example greeting card
Grateful for you
Almost as much as the pie
Version Bunhinged · gradient-text · evil-eye
Thanksgiving example greeting card
THE TURKEY DIED FOR THIS
Take seconds. Honor the sacrifice.

Crappy Person

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Version Afunny · none · none
Crappy Person example greeting card
You might be a little messy
But you're still a good person
Version Bunhinged · sparkles-text · evil-eye
Crappy Person example greeting card
You are literally a pile of shit!

King/Queen Throne

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Version Afunny · none · aurora
King/Queen Throne example greeting card
You deserve the royal treatment
Please remain humble-ish
Version Bunhinged · gradient-text · prism
King/Queen Throne example greeting card
Bow. Lower.
The lions are judging you

Birthday Cry Baby

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Version Abirthday · sparkles-text · none
Birthday Cry Baby example greeting card
Happy Birthday!
Ugly-cry if you want — it's your day
Version Bunhinged · shiny-text · lightfall
Birthday Cry Baby example greeting card
YOUR TEARS HAVE BEEN WEAPONIZED
The gifts are beginning to panic

Epic Hero

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Version Afunny · shiny-text · evil-eye
Epic Hero example greeting card
You make chaos look good
Even the unicorn seems impressed
Version Bunhinged · gradient-text · prismatic-burst
Epic Hero example greeting card
YOUR VIBE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
The unicorn has chosen violence